Uuuuuuuuuugh

By | May 16, 2008

“Mammy! Mammy! I found a baby worm!!”

Mammy braces herself.

“Look Mammy!” and offers an outstreched hand holding a..

SLUG.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. puke.

6 thoughts on “Uuuuuuuuuugh

  1. Johnny K

    What’s worse is they could be eating your vegetables! One tip to keep them away is water in the morning, not in the evening. They like damp conditions and are most active at night. Another good one is to leave small offcuts from planks of wood near your plants. They’ll slither under them to keep out of the daylight, so in the evening turn over the et volia you’ll have a little collection of the lads to release into a ditch far away from your veggies. My Grandad used to use salt to kill them, but the wood way means no killing and nothing extra being added to your soil.

  2. Tom N

    Slug probably moved faster than me on the M50 last week.

  3. Leo

    Slices of Apple!

    Leave slices of apple in strategic locations around your garden and the slugs will go for it rather than the plants.

  4. Justin Mason

    ‘release into a ditch’ – hippy!

    A bucket full of salt water is what the missus is using at the moment. She is quoting Conan the Barbarian while committing molluscaust on a huge scale in our garden…

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