oooooh he’s good today. Just one excerpt
“The North Korean part of our mind must continue to accept that Mr Ahern did not deal in sterling, that every penny that went into his Irish Permanent account came from his salary cheques. It must suppress the meaning of what Mr Ahern said when he was defending Grainne Carruth.
“She just didn’t remember something”, he said. Then, in last week’s Sunday Independent interview, he repeated that Ms Carruth “could not genuinely remember”.
What did she not remember? Obviously, she didn’t remember the stÂ£15,500, even when the tribunal proved beyond doubt that she lodged it into Mr Ahern’s account. It wasn’t that she was deliberately misleading the tribunal about the sterling, Mr Ahern insists — she just forgot.
But, isn’t Mr Ahern therefore admitting that there was sterling to forget? And that the sterling came from him, to be deposited into his account? Isn’t this an admission that the story he’s told all along was so much hoo-ha?
Shut up, shut up, shut up. Disloyal thoughts must be ruthlessly extirpated. The Dear Leader must not be harangued by treacherous and fickle traitors from the lower classes. My Celtic North Korean self hereby denounces my disloyal and false beliefs.”