01.29.08
Blog over Troubled Waters
oh dear..since Andrew’s looking for it!
My name is Sarah and I’m a blogaholic. I’ve tried to give up but keep having relapses. When I see or read something interesting, my inner voice says “I must put that on my blog”. Then my other voice says “No, Sarah, you don’t. Tell a friend, not the world”. Then all the other voices join in and I have to lie down for a while. So when John Waters had a go at blogs I was willing to listen, but then he went over the top and I had to figure out what he’s at. Maybe he needs to lie down for a while too?
On Newstalk’s Breakfast Show a couple of weeks ago, he said that blogs were “entirely stupid’ and asked the hosts to find him a blogger who could put three consecutive words together. Newstalk obliged him and organised a debate between Waters and Tuppenceworth blogger and barrister Fergal Crehan in which the Irish Times columnist could have gracefully acknowledged that his opponent could speak quite fluently and coherently. Instead he went on to observe that blogs are “entirely negative, entirely cynical and entirely aggressive”. Other terms used were “poisonous” and “inhuman”. His diatribe against “the internet” and “the computer” included a claim that 60-70% of the Internent is porn and when challenged to cite a source said he didn’t need to as “everyone knows that”. In his column last week about Pope Benedict withdrawing from a speaking engagement at a university due to protests he said the blogosphere culture embraced “ideological spite and indifference to truth”. Oh dear.
These remarks are patently silly and plainly wrong. There are bloggers who can put more than three words of english together. In addition to Crehan, would it be dreadfully arrogant to suggest myself as one? There are many bloggers who are not stupid : nobel prize winners and respected academics like Brad de Long are famous bloggers. I frequently find myself laughing over warm and funny comments on blogs : no cynicism, no poison. Everyone does not know that 60-70% or even “well over half” of the Internet is porn. In fact, no one knows. Even Google has to guess as only a fraction of the internet has been indexed. Oh, and the Pope Benedict protest consisted of a student sit-in and a letter signed by professors at the university. “The Internet” had nothing to do with it.
However, for the sake of rational argument, let’s pretend he said that blogging is frequently, rather than entirely, negative. I try to give up blogging because apart from the time I waste, I get tired of the occasional arguments which break out on my blog. He says we need to assess why blogging can get so negative. He’s wrong about much but he’s right about that. So what’s going on?
A blog can be about any subject but we can definitively say two things about all blogs.
The first is that blogs are a social networking tool. In non-internet parlance, that means that they connect people with one another. Official social networking sites like Facebook and Bebo are where people who already know each other, like classmates and colleagues, catch up with each other. With advertising thrown in they are negative in the sense that these are businesses which make money from friendship. They have their bullies, but so do mobile phones. Shall we assess the negativity of phones?
Blogs, though sometimes showing advertisements, are generally non-commercial means for people who do or don’t know each other in real life to exchange views. I can honestly say that I have renewed old friendships on my blog and connected with people I’ve never met for honest, rewarding chats and often, a good laugh.
Secondly blogs are a medium that simply reflect humanity. Recently I compared the poor standard of shop service in Ireland to that in America. Then I got a letter in the post signed “Paddy” : no last name and no address. It said “Dear Bitch, Why don’t you fuck off permanently to New York you anti-Irish Bitch.” I had a good laugh about it with my husband. “What can you expect?” he said “if you are going to alienate the shop assistant community?” The next day I got another letter telling me I was wonderful and a particular column should be taught in schools.
Letters such as these are rare but emails and blog comments expressing similar sentiments are quite regular. For the record, I get more positive : or rather reasonable -correspondence than negative. Also for the record, the single biggest group of angry correspondents are those advocating Father’s Rights : John’s fans. Across the political blogs many observers have noted that right wingers tend to “troll” : deliberately provoke arguments – more than left wingers. What does it prove? Not a whole lot. Expressing opinions publicly makes some people very angry while gaining the approval of others. If someone has gone to the trouble of writing a letter, putting it in a envelope and going to the post office, it means they felt very strongly for a whole day, or even several days. If they sent an email or wrote a comment on a blog, they felt strongly for about a minute. If they complained loudly in the pub to their friends about a moronic journalist or corrupt politician, it means they don’t really care that much. Having daily internet access gives the pub crowd a bigger opportunity to vent.
Waters says that the Internet “draws out” negativity. What it actually does, and what’s hard to take, is that it delivers existing negativity very efficiently right into your house and onto your desk. There will always be people who think I’m a bitch or John is “pathetic” as he’s noted recently. Now they just have a remarkably easy way to inform us of their considered opinion. The Internet doesn’t encourage negative feelings, it merely overcomes the inertia and cowardice required to express them.
Of course, just because people can do something, doesn’t mean they should. Digital natives, those born into the age of the internet will learn how to protect themselves online from criminals, the criminally stupid and their own worst impulses. The Digital Immigrants, the leftovers from world of paper who have trouble adjusting to the online world will probably never quite get it.
“It” is that the internet, despite the cranks, the nutters and yes the pornographers, has democratised debate and rather than isolating people facilitates the creation of online communities who have great fun, develop thought and provide moral and practical support for each other. Bloggers have grabbed a share of public discourse from press barons and exclusively annointed commentators. Sometimes its not pretty, but accusing it of being entirely negative is entirely wrong and entirely cynical. With skills like this, maybe Waters should start blogging?
donkykemore said,
January 29, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Dont know what Waters said about you , but I would regard him as one if the leading misanthropes in the country ; he also carries the cross for deserted fathers’ and father’s rights.
And of course he wrote ‘You cant stop the Spring ‘
So the realization that he was not a latent Lennon McCartney , Bernstein , Rogers and Hammerstein must have laid him pretty low.
Those big egos crash with a cosmic force proportional to the mass of the ego and the audience who reject them.
You should the rubric of Descartes
” I may disagree with every utterance you make ; but I will defend with my very life your every right to say it”
You should publish the ” bitch” letter.
But Ive suggested that before
Justin Mason said,
January 29, 2008 at 11:35 pm
for what it’s worth — IBM research suggested that 30% of the web is porn: http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/book-review-the-search/ . That’s a good bit lower than 60-70%….
Gavin said,
January 30, 2008 at 1:24 am
Wasn’t that Voltaire, not Descartes, donkey?
Andrew Lawlor said,
January 30, 2008 at 1:30 am
Blogging is 60-70% ego-mania. I would provide the research data to prove this but, sure, everybody already knows that.
Here’s something Mr. Waters should try. Keep hitting the random blog chooser found at the top of many blog pages. Jesus, the variety is incredible. I mean who would have believed that there are so many Spanish language blogs in the world? As it happens, Spanish is the second most widely spoken language on the planet.(Source: Children’s Miscellany – Useless Information That’s Vital to Know. So there, Mr Waters.)
However, just ten minutes browsing through the vast array of WordPress or Blogspot offerings might convince John that there is a lot of positive stuff out there. There is, for sure, a lot of cranks and nutters, but no more, proportionally, than Madam might pass on her way from the foyer to the Editor’s suite in Tara St. any weekday morning.
I blog. Am I entirely negative. Crewser might think so. I don’t know. I don’t think about it, except of course now, because I’m writing about it.
(Shameless plug coming!)
And as for ego-mania. I’ve been blogging (andrewlawlor.wordpress.com) for nearly a year. Guess what. Nobody reads it. In ten months I have had one comment. That came from a guy in the Indian army and consisted of just two words. Thanks Gopal. Even my wife doesn’t read it, yet, I keep at it. Complete and utter ego-mania.
I have been known to strap on a guitar and belt out a few songs on the odd stage or two and, I gotta tell you, there is nothing like the buzz you get from an audience. When you’re hoked you’re hooked. That’s why we do it, John. Not to be angry. People are angry before they vent their spleen on a blog. Not to be negative. Negative people just exist, with or without blogs. And if John wants to find negative comment there is a long haired and bearded guy writing a weekly column in the Irish Times.
Thanks for putting up the article, Sarah.
Thanks for listening, Blogosphere..or not.
Jaysus, I’m buzzin’ now.
Joseph said,
January 30, 2008 at 1:46 am
Go Sarah GO!
Never mind the Daddy waters!
He writes and speaks more poorly as each week passes.
Electron said,
January 30, 2008 at 11:05 am
John doesn’t like blogging because it opens up opinion to the masses. He’d prefer that opinion be restricted to the established media and to his column in particular. Now that the great unwashed can have a say , he feels threatened . The Galileo incident has a parallel, in that he brought down the wroth of the establishment on himself, when he published his ideas directly and not through the official channels. The only conclusion that can be drawn from John’s support of the Popes stance, is that he believes that he is the official channel – up his own tree!
Sarah said,
January 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm
ah, I’d say he just read some nasty stuff about himself..which is possible and unpleasant and concluded the whole business was no good.
Patrice Mahu said,
February 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Bravo Sarah tu aurais pu etre une femme de france .