I woke up at 4am in a sweat (related to back pain – a temporary affliction) and remembered that someone wanted to know where the reindeer are.
The female deer, sans antlers, are always west of the papal cross – down at the Farmleigh end. The males, ie the guys you want are always east of the papal cross – usually near the football grounds.
The lads only cross the road to visit the females in October for mating. Hang around for 3 weeks and then regroup.
We all agreed this was an eminently sensible way of ordering the world