11.01.07
Rural idyll
Hurrah! With thanks to the most generous principals of High Degree and not forgetting the advice of that most noble of auctioneering firms, I finally sourced topsoil for my vegetable beds. Next summer there will be lettuce, scallions and who knows what else. We will fight slugs and rabbits and greenfly and eat fresh greens from the garden, and say yes, isolating ourselves in rural hell/utopia was worth it!
Let’s hope reality matches fantasy – but today – we revel in optimism…
Joe Drumgoole said,
November 2, 2007 at 1:32 am
I recommend the caterpillar treatment of a farmer friend of mine down in Cork (which as a Dublin Technopussy makes my skin crawl).
1. Gather up as many caterpillars as you can using your thumb and forefinger, flicking them into the cup in your palm as you gather them (much easier to do than describe)
2. When the cup of your palm is full of caterpillars, make a fist.
3. Repeat for all of the crop.
Sarah said,
November 2, 2007 at 10:11 am
uuugh.
Joe, when will your product launch? I NEED it. Digital stuff everywhere…
Paul Newton said,
November 2, 2007 at 6:56 pm
How in the name of Dawkins did we accumulate so much bloody stuff… I have a huge box full of cables for about forty bloody tech things in the house, and more in the office. Is there such a thing as a universal charger, one that will do the phone, the laptop, cameras, ipods, the buck who can clear out this box (I have a suspicion there’s one in every house now) will make a bloody fortune.
Andrew Lawlor said,
November 3, 2007 at 12:43 am
Sarah,
Just read your post about your writers block and disillusionment.
If you do write the American column, here’s some food for thought from my blog at andrewlawlor.blogspot.com
Sorry about the shameless plug but I’ve been blogging for eight months now with zero readership and it’s starting to feel a bit lonely!
Would love to read your views on modern America, not to mention the views of your wonderfully eriudite readership.
http://andrewlawlor.blogspot.com/2007/03/america-you-are-not-world.html
AMERICA, YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD.
Morrissey once wrote a song called ‘America, you are not the world.’ I never heard him sing it, but I did hear Christy Moore perform it a few times and I didn’t think much of it. The song opens with – “America your head is so big/America your belly is so big/I LOVE you/ But I wish you’d stay where you live.”
This is a sentiment often expressed by people when they complain about America. America, they say, should just keep out of other peoples business. America should look after Americans in America and not be interfering in Israel/Palestine/Iraq/Iran/Vietnam/Korea. All of these places, and a few more besides, have seen American involvement – or interference, depending on which side of the fence you view it from.
Right now there are over 100,000 US soilders in Iraq. This evening I listened to Boston radio show host Michael Graham say on the Right Hook radio show, that these troops are in Iraq because America cares. America cares about the people of Iraq. America also, presumably, cared about the peoples of Vietnam and Korea. America, Graham would tell us, cares about the people of Palestine and Israel. Americans, it would seem, are just about the most caring people on the planet. Maybe they are. I’ve never been to America but the Americans I have met here in Ireland seemed, for the most part, to be pleasant enough. Admittedly they were often a little overbearing, sometimes very excited to be here in Ayerlaaand! Sometimes they were indisputeably naive or just plain stupid but they never quite struck me as uncaring.
The problem, however, is that these nice citizens are not running the United States of America. That would be the job of the American government, and a more uncaring bunch of people you could not hope to meet.
For political purposes the American government IS America, and I have to tell you that America does not care about anything except America.
Now, you’re probably thinking ‘this guy really doesn’t like America.’ You would be wrong. I hope very much to visit the US at some point when finances and work comittments allow. I very much admire many aspects of American culture – Jazz, Rock & Roll, Hollywood movies. Writers such as John Steinbeck, Tennesee Williams, Edgar Allen Poe and many many more have entertained the world. Steven Spielberg, John Ford, Martin Scorcese – say no more.
America is fine. The American government is fine – except for one thing. Honesty.
America (the government) cares about nothing but America and American interests. This is a stick often used to beat America, but why should America care about anything else. the US government is elected by the citizens of the the US to represent the interests of those very US citizens. They are not mandated to care about anyone else. They are not mandated to worry about the starving people of Africa. They are not mandated to be concerned for the downtrodden of Iraq.
So, why then are there currently over 100,000 US troops in Iraq?
These troops are protecting the interests of the American people.
American people have a great interest in oil. The US is addicted to the stuff. Without oil America grinds to a halt. The same is true of most western nations. My own country, Ireland, is over 90% dependant on oil for energy. We’re even more addicted to the stuff than the US. The difference, however, between them and us is that they have the power and the military might to do something about it. Ireland was never going to overthrow Saddam with 14,000 men and a few dozen lightly armoured personnel carriers! The US, however, has a standing army of over one million soldiers, and so it could and did invade Iraq, overthrow Saddam, and take over another soveriegn nation.
Why did the US do this?
Was it because the American government cares so much about the people of Iraq?
No. It was because the American government cares so much about the people of America.
As I stated earlier, the American government is elected to protect the interests of the American people. When they invaded and conquered Iraq they were doing just that. I often wonder if those who berate and belittle America for doing this expect that the American government should act contrary to the best interest of America and Americans.
America needs oil.
Saudi Arabia doesn’t need any more oil, they’ve got lots of that. Saudi, it would seem doesn’t need democracy either. Not as long as they have all the oil. But they don’t have all the oil – just an awful lot of it. Now Iraq has lots of oil and until 2003 they had a dictatorship that was almost as repressive as Saudi’s monarchy. The house of Saud has not been looking as healthy lately as it did in times past and so the guys in Washington get to thinking about what would happen if someone else took over the US oil reserves – sorry, the Saudi Oil reserves. What if that someone wasn’t of Washingtons choosing? What if that someone didn’t want to do business with the American infidels?
The solution is so simple as to be laughable. Washington simply moves America’s oil reserve from Saudi to Iraq. That would be in the best interest of the American people. It wouldn’t cost much. Just three or four or five thousand American boys and girls, several trillion dollars and all of the worldwide goodwill America has built up over the last 100 years. Oh, and I nearly forgot, sixty or seventy or eighty thousand Iraqis, but hey, the US government is not mandated to worry about them.
Anyway the American oil reserves in Iraq are secure, and happy days, things in Saudi are not looking too bad either so America now has two sets of oil reserves in the middle east. Now, I ask you, how could that not be in the best interest of the American people?
One thing still bugs me, though. Remember I spoke about honesty?
What was all that bullshit about weapons of mass destruction? 45 minute warnings to attack the UK? Links to Al Qaida?
Just be honest about these things, America. I still won’t agree with you but it would be nice.
That way the people of the UK could know exactly what Mr. Blair has dragged them into.
That way the people of Madrid and London could know for what their friends and neighbours died.
That way the people of Ireland could know exactly why our government is allowing Shannon airport to be used to transport prisoners who are beyond the protection of any court or government to torture centres in the middle east.
That way the people of America could know the calibre of their political leaders and could make an informed choice in 2008.
That would be nice.
Unlikely.
Probably impossible, but nice all the same.
America, you are not the world – but think you are.
Coastal Aussie said,
November 3, 2007 at 9:26 am
Hi, we started our veggie garden a fortnight ago by building beds and adding bags of manure to our sandy soil. We’ve been lugging soil and water, digging and churning, planting seedlings and starting from seeds. It is very addictive and high drama: waiting to see what thrives, what doesn’t and trying to work out why, and trying to keep the wildlife from eating everything. I’m sure your garden will be more sophistcated then ours, but equally fun ! Best of luck with it.
Sarah said,
November 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Thank you Andrew
We’ll have to get over to your blogspot and see what else is going on there.
Coastal Aussie, don’t be too sure at all! I woke up this morning and thought..hmmmmmmmm weeds. Will I just spray the hell out of it now and get d’Uncle down in a while with some manure? We can go organic next year…
No doubt there will be failures but we will learn and be proud!
I am very excited though
pete said,
November 3, 2007 at 4:42 pm
There is something wonderful, and downright subversive, about eating a salad knowing that you pulled it out of the ground, free of charge, 10 minutes ago. It tastes good too.